Friday, March 27, 2009

Here is some information about Chuck Norris:

Place of birth: Ryan, Oklahoma (Surprising, eh?)



Colour of Hair: Rugged Brown

Height: 5' 10"

Original Birth Name: Carlos Ray Norris


Profession: Actor


Number of Professional Karate World Championships won: 6

Number of movies he's in: Access denied.

Age: 46

This is most of the information I could find without having access denied.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Joke of the week

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Joke of the week:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Chucks pictures



Here are some pictures of Chuck Norris so you get a better view of him:




The legendary Chuck Norris pokemon card. Other people call it
Chuck-o-mon with his powerful attack, the roundhouse kick.



















Another very true chuck norris fact.














Here is Chuck with his uzi. It is a very famous picture
from the movie "Delta Dawn", a very famous movie for him.























Another very true Chuck Norris story.





















Friday, March 6, 2009

Chuck Norris joke-of-the-week.

There is no ctrl button on chuck norris's computer, chuck norris is always in control.
Welcome to my blog all about.....you guessed it. CHUCK NORRIS!
In this blog I will tell you all about chuck norris, the greatest and toughest movie star ever.

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