Alright, I keep hearing talk and such about Chuck Norris against Bruce Lee so I am going to simulate the fight with lots of awesome pictures. While you are looking please note that when Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the universe down.....


Ladies and gentlemen: the heavy weight awesome guy of the world, CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......


















...and the challenger..............BRRRRRRUUUUCCCE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (crowd booing)




















Round 1: Fight!



They get off at an explosive start, punching and kicking back and forth.






















Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!




With a powerful roundhouse kick to the face, Chuck Norris takes the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(crowd cheering)


















This proves that Chuck Norris is a great fighter, and a great actor (Him getting beat by Bruce in the movie was just acting).

Chuckstianity

A new religion is sweeping the Internet and northern Texas. It is called Chuckstianity!

Chuckstianity is a religion that you must worship, practise, and act like everything that is Chuck Norris. Some of the practices and beliefs are shown below:

-must practise roundhouse kick 3 times a day.
-chuckists must grow and maintain beards
-Wear cowboy hats and have a deadly weapon on you at all times: Your fists!
Beliefs:
-An afterlife of just doing what you want in Crawford, Texas.
-That they have connections with Chuck's two legs: law and order (law is left and order is right)
- They believe the universe was formed by Chuck punching out half of the sun and the crumbs hardened and became planets.

Chucks Ten Commandments:

1. Thou shalt not doubt Chuck Norris’ fighting ability.
2. Thou shalt not utter falsities about Chuck Norris.
3. Thou shalt watch thy back in Texas.
4. Thou shalt vote Huckabee.
5. Thou shalt heartily accept roundhouse kicks.
6. When visiting Chuck Norris, thou shalt use his toilet paper.
   
7. Thou shalt proclaim the manliness of Chuck Norris’ beard.
8. Thou shalt pay homage to the Texas Ranger badge.
9. Thou shalt visit the official website.
10. Thou shalt accept the fact that Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris's awards

Chuck Norris has won many awards over his spectacular life. Here are they in Chronological order:

1.Award: Special Award
Year of winning: 1982
Category: Action star of the year
Reason: For being in action movies

2. Award: Special Award
Year of Winning: 1992
Category:International box office star of the year.

3.Award: BMI TV music award
Year: 1997
Reason: Walker: Texas Ranger

4.Award:Special award
Year:1997
Reason: Texas Legend

5.Award: BMI TV music award
Year: 1998
Reason:Walker: Texas ranger

6. Award: TV guide award
Year: 1999
Reason: Favourite actor in a drama for Walker: Texas Ranger

7. Award: BMI TV music award
Year: 1999
Reason: Walker: Texas Ranger

8. Award: Golden Boot
Year: 2001
Category: Best Actor/ "tough guy" persona.

Joke-of-the-week

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris loves to go on vacation; here are some of his vacations photos:











This was Chucks rental car. However it did not last long when chuck was denied access to a VIP club.
















This is where Chucks hotel room was, it did not hold the mighty power of Chucks morning workout.