Alright, I keep hearing talk and such about Chuck Norris against Bruce Lee so I am going to simulate the fight with lots of awesome pictures. While you are looking please note that when Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the universe down.....


Ladies and gentlemen: the heavy weight awesome guy of the world, CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......


















...and the challenger..............BRRRRRRUUUUCCCE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (crowd booing)




















Round 1: Fight!



They get off at an explosive start, punching and kicking back and forth.






















Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!




With a powerful roundhouse kick to the face, Chuck Norris takes the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(crowd cheering)


















This proves that Chuck Norris is a great fighter, and a great actor (Him getting beat by Bruce in the movie was just acting).