Chuckstianity

A new religion is sweeping the Internet and northern Texas. It is called Chuckstianity!

Chuckstianity is a religion that you must worship, practise, and act like everything that is Chuck Norris. Some of the practices and beliefs are shown below:

-must practise roundhouse kick 3 times a day.
-chuckists must grow and maintain beards
-Wear cowboy hats and have a deadly weapon on you at all times: Your fists!
Beliefs:
-An afterlife of just doing what you want in Crawford, Texas.
-That they have connections with Chuck's two legs: law and order (law is left and order is right)
- They believe the universe was formed by Chuck punching out half of the sun and the crumbs hardened and became planets.

Chucks Ten Commandments:

1. Thou shalt not doubt Chuck Norris’ fighting ability.
2. Thou shalt not utter falsities about Chuck Norris.
3. Thou shalt watch thy back in Texas.
4. Thou shalt vote Huckabee.
5. Thou shalt heartily accept roundhouse kicks.
6. When visiting Chuck Norris, thou shalt use his toilet paper.
   
7. Thou shalt proclaim the manliness of Chuck Norris’ beard.
8. Thou shalt pay homage to the Texas Ranger badge.
9. Thou shalt visit the official website.
10. Thou shalt accept the fact that Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.